I’m the star attraction

Mark Hayes loves living in LA in the summer — except when the Irish come calling and expect him to produce ‘A’ list celebs at the drop of a hat

THE request I dread from Irish people visiting LA is to be a tour guide for them, and for their friend of a friend whom they don’t know and don’t like.

They want to know the best places to go at night, which means they want me to set up in the most popular, celebrity-filled nightclub, hassle- and charge-free.