Suzanne Harrington: Dear Brooklyn, thanks for the distractions...

You have been providing monetised content for the brand since conception. It's just that... well, the thing is, Brooklyn, if it wasn’t for your nepo-ness, it’s unlikely you’d have problems involving couture wedding dresses. It’s unlikely you’d have married the daughter of a Trumpy billionaire

Brooklyn and Nicola Anne. Thank you for an afternoon spent crying with laughter at the comic ingenuity of the internet when it comes to ripping the absolute piss. Picture: Brooklyn Beckham/Instagram/Vogue

DEAR Brooklyn,
Huge thanks to you and your missus — am guessing she wrote that six-page diss — for this gloriously diverting moment. Thank you for an afternoon spent crying with laughter at the comic ingenuity of the internet when it comes to ripping the absolute piss.

A joyous afternoon spent playing meme ping-pong with my daughter as we both worked from home in different rooms, happily bouncing meme after meme at each other for hours on end.