Esther McCarthy: I panicked about cooking Christmas dinner, but it's just a carvery with tinsel

Get over yourself, Christmas dinner

Anyone know if Deliveroo is available over Christmas?

OK, we’ve done it. We’ve officially invited the in-laws to Christmas dinner. To be fair, it is our turn. And it’ll be nice not to have to change out of the jimmie jammers on the 25th. 

It’ll also save some time not having to go through the charade of trying to figure out who should drive (him, obviously) and who should be able to have a drink (me, even more obviously).