Colm O'Regan: You know about crisp sandwiches, but what about 'work biscuits'?

Regardless of what they are, I will eat my village's entire winter stores of biscuit while standing at the sink, without any memory of ever having eaten them

The perfect crisp sandwich crisps? "For me it’s the Manhattan Cheese And Onion variety in its sleek black packaging. Too strong to binge on them neat but in a sandwich, perfect. They are pub crisps and rarely found in shops unless it’s a small shop where the owner knows a fella."

Work biscuit: It sounds like a unicorn $100 billion company that promises an AI platform that will revolutionise how we blah blah.

But it's not. Work biscuits are just biscuits that are suitable to store at work. My wife coined it for biscuits that need to be nice enough to give a little bit of a kick but not nice enough to be all eaten in one crumb and regret laden orgy.