Suzanne Harrington: Christmasification of November — no, no, no

"Instead of folding our arms and stubbornly refusing to even whisper the word ‘tinsel’ until at least the second week of December, we have allowed this imported idiocy to become a thing."

Suzanne Harrington: not onboard with all this early Christmas

Today, it is still November. It’s been November all month, and it will still be November tomorrow. And what are the first two letters in November? N.O. No, we don’t want to think about December even slightly. No, no.

Yet the Christmas-industrial complex overrides this basic fact every single year, annually extending its brazen invasion of November ever further, and turning an increasing number of mild-mannered citizens into foaming Santaphobes.