Colm O'Regan: I love a straight bit of road

Before ‘All of This’, we went to Centerparcs. It was either a few months or a decade ago. Time has no meaning since the clocks were closed. I’ll write about Centerparcs some other day.
It feels obscene to be talking about a holiday resort now while everyone is out there “making our own fun, and do you know what? We were glad of it.” So all I’ll say about it for now: the road out of it, nearly as far as Mullingar, apart from a few kinks, is straight for 20 miles. And I love a straight bit of road.