Denis Lehane: At last, cows that pass golden urine

At a time when good news in farming is about as scarce as loose change in my pocket, today I bring you fantastic news.

In faraway India, scientists have discovered gold in cows’ urine. Yes, gold my friends. Not bronze, silver or even whiskey, but gold.

And ’twas no accident, for haven’t they been looking for gold in cows’ urine more than five years?