Black and white and best read all over

I am prepared to bet that many of you readers who have shelled out €2 for this splendid newspaper today, and every day of the week, indeed, have not the foggiest notion of how to read a newspaper properly.

That is a fairly harsh and judgemental statement which, in all fairness, I will now completely justify.

My opinion, as always on this page, is based on years of research and, again as always, will be supplemented by a wholesome yarn which hopefully ye will enjoy.