My daughter delivers a fiery impromptu kitchen speech about the queen, slavery, colonialism, empire, commonwealth, and how the wealth is anything but common. I forward her links to Jedward.

I hate to be the one to break it to you but blackberries do not come from Tesco

The price of food is rising and pets everywhere are looking increasingly nervous

Why are Irish dogs engaged in some sort of dirty protest? Where are the fines?

A staunch pro-lifer, my dad and I were diametrically opposed on so many things but the love never wavered 

The censoring of transgender authors by right-wing extremists will not contain the ideas within

Featuring unashamedly puerile finger pointing by the Tories and the tabloid media

There's the overachiever, the social media addict, the drug experimenter, the 24/7 gamer... recognise one of yours?

We love a hot spell of weather - but do we ever stop to think of the implications?

Boris Johnson's resignation proves that greased piglets can fly - right out of Westminster