Canadian blogger trades up from paperclip to house
Taking a paperclip and turning it into a house sounds like a cheesy magic trick or a phoney instance of resourcefulness on the 1980s TV show MacGyver. Canadian Kyle MacDonald, however, has pulled it off.
One year ago, the 26-year-old blogger from Montreal set out to barter one red paperclip for something and that thing for something else, over and over again until he had a house.
The quest is ending on Wednesday as envisioned: MacDonald is due to become the proud owner of a three-bedroom, 1,100-square-foot home provided by the town of Kipling, Saskatchewan.
MacDonald and his girlfriend, Dominique Dupuis, expect to move there in early September.
âThis is such a cool community project. It feels right,â MacDonald said. âAnd now that I think about it, I canât believe that another small town didnât think of it. It will literally put them on the map.â
Whatâs in it for the town? The answer requires a quick MacDonald recap, featuring a menagerie of friendly folks, radio talk show hosts and ageing celebrities, all bound together by the internet.
It began when MacDonald, an aspiring writer, doer of odd jobs and apartment dweller, advertised in the barter section of the Craigslist website that he wanted something bigger or better for one red paperclip. He traded it for a fish-shaped pen, and posted on Craigslist again and again.
Roaming Canada and the United States, he exchanged the pen for a ceramic knob, and in turn: a camping stove, a generator, a beer keg and Budweiser sign, a snowmobile, a trip to the Canadian Rockies, a supply truck and a recording contract. Next, in April, he got himself really close, obtaining a yearâs rent in Phoenix.
His adventure became an internet blockbuster. He did Canadian and Japanese TV and Good Morning America. He made dozens of local radio appearances â one of which, in Los Angeles, was heard by a man who ended up as a pivotal figure.
That man is Corbin Bernsen who starred in LA Law and Major League.
Bernsen contacted MacDonald to say he was writing and directing a movie and would offer a paid speaking role as an item available for trade.
MacDonald was thrilled. But he feared the integrity of his journey would be compromised if he accepted the role without trading Bernsen something he really could use. Say what you want about Major League 3, but Bernsen has done well enough that he doesnât need a free apartment in Phoenix.
So MacDonald kept Bernsenâs offer off his blog, but ploughed ahead with an eye to finding something Bernsen would legitimately want.
Seemingly disregarding good economic sense, MacDonald traded the yearâs rent for an afternoon with rocker Alice Cooper.
MacDonaldâs response: âAlice Cooper is a gold mine of awesomeness and fun.â Then in a move that really confused his blog readers, MacDonald bartered time with Cooper for a snow globe depicting the band Kiss.
Re-enter Corbin Bernsen who, since the days of freebies on promotional tours for LA Law, has amassed a collection of 6,500 snow globes. âOne off, they look sort of goofy,â Bernsen said. âPut them all together and they sort of look like pop art.â
So MacDonald gave Bernsen the Kiss model and encouraged his blog readers to send the actor even more globes in exchange for autographed pictures.
All this delighted the elders in Kipling, a town of 1,140 believed to have been named in honour of author Rudyard Kipling.
Like many rural towns, Kipling is eager to stave off the perils of dwindling population by attracting new businesses, tourism and above all, attention. When the local development co-ordinator, Bert Roach, heard about MacDonaldâs odyssey, he suggested at the next council meeting that Kipling lure him.
Quickly the town purchased an unoccupied rental house on Main Street and offered it to MacDonald. Roach wonât disclose the price because MacDonald says he doesnât want to know.
But Roach says it was well under the going rate in Kipling, which is about 50,000 Canadian dollars (âŹ35,000).
The town also pledged to put a giant red paperclip at a highway rest stop and hold an American Idol-style competition for the movie role. Participants will have to make a donation to the townâs parks department and a charity.
When MacDonald agreed last week: âI was holding back tears, I was so bloody happy,â Roach said. âItâs going to be such a great project for our community.â
Bernsen says that if the right person emerges in the talent show, heâd be willing to cast him or her as a lead. âMaybe a career is going to get started. Maybe itâs going to be huge. Maybe thatâs the magic of Kyle.â
MacDonald doesnât expect to live in Kipling forever. But he says heâll make it home at least while he settles down to write a book.
Of course, even if the house came free, heâll have the usual homeowner headaches: taxes, utilities, upkeep. It should come as no surprise that MacDonald isnât worried.
âIâll figure something out,â he said. âI can get a job. Thereâs three grocery stores in town.â