Quirky World: Blind man bites dope dealer as his guide dog looks on

FRANCE: A blind man has told a French court it was he, not his guide dog, who bit a dope dealer selling him real grass rather than the stuff that gets you stoned. 

“I bit him. My dog didn’t do it. Guide dogs are not attack dogs,” Ouest France, which reported the story, quoted the man as saying.

The “lawn seller”, as the newspaper dubbed the dealer, was sentenced to four months in jail for hitting the blind man. He will serve his jail sentence home with an electronic bracelet.