Panda porn fails to excite animal’s listless libido

CHUANG CHUANG the panda has reacted with indifference after spending his days in front of a television watching panda porn.

Authorities at the Chiang Mai Zoo in northern Thailand hope it will encourage him to mate with his partner, Lin Hui, and serve as an instructional lesson in how to do it right.

So far, it’s been a tough sell, according to the zoo’s chief veterinarian, Kanika Limtrakul.