Kirk settles semen strife in horse breeding deal

CAPTAIN KIRK has boldly gone where no man has gone before, had intimate moments with alien life forms, and extricated himself and his crew from many a sticky situation.

And now the good captain’s alter ego, William Shatner, has made the best of another sticky situation by getting his horse semen in order.

Lawyers for Marcy Lafferty Shatner, the Star Trek star’s second wife, announced that the exes had settled a legal battle over the aforementioned equine genetic matter, but terms of the deal were not disclosed. The lawsuit was officially dismissed in June.