Tommy Martin: After a summer feast, Premier League is a frozen pizza bunged in the oven

But the Premier League is really not that bad for you... in moderation. 

WHOLE NEW BALL GAME: The biggest show around will kick off tonight and be ever-present in our lives for the next 10 months. Pic: TOLGA AKMEN/AFP via Getty Images

You know you want it. You say you don’t but you do. You’re trying to be good. You’re trying to cut down on that kind of thing. You’ve been on a detox. You need to look after yourself. You’re not getting any younger.

It’s no use, the Premier League is back.