Doha Diary: Qatar censors cut Leonardo DiCaprio down to size

The Qatari edit of Wolf of Wall Street has Leonardo DiCaprio whizzing along in a jolly 45-minute tale of a successful businessman unfairly harassed by the FBI

VULVADOME?: A general view of the Al Janoub Stadium in Al Wakrah, Qatar. The attention was not on the 'curvilinear and post-modernist design inspired by the sails of local dhow boats' but instead on the fact that it absolutely, positively looked like a $700m monument to the vagina. Pic: AP Photo/Darko Bandic

Wolfie has his sharper moments dulled 

Downtime has been rare so far. Such is the rush and relentlessness of the early days of any World Cup, never mind this most condensed one.