Life’s a bench but loyal Long sees the funny side

At least Kevin Long hasn’t lost his sense of humour. He might not have played a minute of Premier League action for Burnley this season, but his timing with deadpan delivery remains sharp.

This January marks the 10th anniversary of his arrival at Turf Moor from Cork City, traditionally a time when a club would reward such a loyal servant with a testimonial. “I’d probably be on the bench for that game as well,” Long quipped.