To watch or not to watch? That is the question

If they beat us to go to the World Cup, we’ll cry for six months, writes Enda McEvoy

Old joke. When is a door not a door? Answer: when it’s ajar.

New existential conundrum. When is a 0-0 away draw good and when is it bad? More on this as the evening – sorry, the article – goes on. But at least we’re in the right part of the world for philosophical musing. Denmark is, after all, the home of Hamlet.