TERRACE TALK: Man United - Bore draw makes Reds yearn for summer

So much for the great “let’s see if we’re better without Zlatan” experiment, then.

Saturday’s tedious draw was arguably the dullest and most aggravating of the hatful Old Trafford has provided us with this season.

According to my notes, United didn’t have a shot on target until after the hour mark. They also remarkably claim we did nonetheless create 18 chances. Which makes me wonder whether I’m drinking too much during games, and thus seeing — and counting — double.