Terrace Talk: Looking for answers? You’ve come to the wrong man

More points against the top 10 than the bottom 10. We are unofficially cast adrift from sanity.

If all you have to do is write about football surely you’d have something to say whatever happens, but I look in the mirror and a gasping goldfish stares back. This is complete bewilderment now.

Last week felt like a full stop. I won’t apologise for the despair oozing from each sentence. That can’t be dismissed by one impressive win against a good side.