Cristiano Ronaldo gets chance to upstage rival Leo Messi

Leo Messi or Cristiano Ronaldo?

It was last summer’s storm in a teacup — or maybe a shampoo bottle.

“One has more expenses for the hairdresser than the other,” Sepp Blatter told his audience at the Oxford Union, as he did an attempted mime of Ronaldo’s on-field strutting “but that doesn’t matter.”