TERRACE TALK: Man United - Anthony Martial saves a season but not Louis van Gaal

There have been some legendary United ‘goons’ at Wembley down the years. Moments when all bodily and mental control flies out of the window, and gruff grown men can be seen kissing each other on the lips, ululating like possessed animals, and falling over each other into tangled heaps of blood and joy.

Consider:

• Sammy McIlroy’s 1979 equaliser
• Norman Whiteside’s 1985 curler
• Mark Hughes’ 1994 semi-final volley
• Eric Cantona’s 1996 winner
• ...and even Nani’s 2011 Charity Shield clincher — well, it was City, after all.