TERRACE TALK: Liverpool - Same old failings leave us oh so low

Warning: this column’s a saddening bore, ‘cos I’ve wrote it 10 times or more. It’s about to be writ again.

Look, I’ve been buying the bugger’s records for 40 years. If you thought there wasn’t going to be a Bowie reference this week, you’re crazy.

Okay, get your “only great in the 70s and 80s” digs in. I did have “heroes, just for one day” on standby but forgot we were Liverpool, forgot we were playing United, forgot what we’re like on corners. Maybe I’m prematurely senile?