Angel on the way but United need a miracle

Sunderland 1 Manchester United 1

These days, it’s more akin to sitting through the mind-numbing mediocrity that is your average England performance.

From their suspect defence, to the plethora of crab-like passes across midfield. Add in an ineffectual Wayne Rooney’s increasingly desperate attempts to drop so deep, he’s in danger of drowning, as the skipper of this if not sinking then badly listing ship attempts to dredge a performance from his two ailing teams.