Pool the collateral damage in latest controversy

It wasn’t the first time Luis Suarez left Liverpool wondering how to act. This time, though, he ensured they didn’t know what to say.

The club’s official reaction to the news the forward has been banned from “all football activity” for four months for biting Italy’s Giorgio Chiellini can only be described as such: a statement stating they won’t yet be releasing a statement.

“Liverpool Football Club will wait until we have seen and had time to review the Fifa Disciplinary Committee report before making any further comment.”