Moody Blue Jose keeps it short and sweet

You can be sure of one thing with Jose Mourinho; you can never be sure what he is going to do or say next.

His pre-match press conferences are unpredictable affairs.

Whereas some managers appear to be reading from a script or through gritted teeth as they do their weekly media duties, Mourinho usually sees it as an opportunity to make a point or express himself, his press calls fast becoming the performance art of the Premier League.