Hull long for more Irish lads

Norwich 1 Hull 0

Which ones are we talking about exactly? The ones with Kayleah Long, wife of Shane, of course, the lady who, just a few days previously, had made it quite clear via her preferred social medium that leaving the Midlands for a new life in Hull was simply not an option, especially as she was expecting the couple’s second child.

Her statement soon saw Tigers defender Curtis Davies wade in with his own 140-character opinion followed by countless supporters of both West Bromwich, the selling club, and Hull debating exactly who wears the trousers in the Long household.