TERRACE TALK: Whatever else we may be, we ain’t dull

At least we settled one issue definitively yesterday: our grasping Commercial Department can now announce that the new Official Scapegoat Partner of MUFC is Tom Cleverley.

You can tell how low his stock comments on match goers’ websites read like this: “I know he’s been fairly shit so far but surely Fellaini is a better choice than Cleverley under literally any circumstance?”

Others preferred to look on the bright side: “Remembering how often we’ve looked a shambles when Carrick has been missing in the past, we’ve done alright in his absence this week.”