Toffees turn on the style as Lukaku runs riot

Everton 3 Newcastle 2

A tongue-in-cheek swipe at the Manchester United manager’s current struggles down the East Lancashire road filling the shoes of Alex Ferguson.

Or perhaps, more pertinently in this instance, an ode to Roberto Martinez for bringing — albeit early into his tenure — the kind of kind of spine-tingling attacking football Goodison Park yearned for during the pragmatic years of Moyes.