Keane sets his sights on topping group

HE’S only been out there a wet weekend — well, alright then, a dry one —– and already Robbie Keane’s gone all Hollywood on us.

Asked yesterday how he was finding life with LA Galaxy, the Irish captain, pausing only to remove his mirrored shades, replied: “Awesome, dude. Like, I’m todilly blown away, man.”

Well, actually no, he didn’t. Instead, Robbie gave the questioner his best Tallaght street stare and deadpanned: “It’s not really too good living in LA. (Pause). What do you think?”