Inspiration at the bottom of a glass

AT LAST someone is listening. At last thems what is at the very top of the game has realised that what DT has been saying for all his career is right.

If you want to win at football, then you need a night on the lager. That’s what the England lads done before the match with Slovenia. And look what happens: yeah, they win.

Mind, personally, DT has always thought that just lager ain’t enough to foster that winning spirit. A few vodka Red Bulls, a couple of tequila slammers, a bottle at least of Cristal on top of your lagers, then you’re talking. Taking in obviously a trip to the local Spearmint Rhino, then all back to mine for the after party. That DT’s preferred way of preparing for a big match. But every professional has his own routine. And I’m glad the Blind Italian has finally realised that there is merit in the Dazza way.