Putting the cross in cross border

STOP me if you’ve heard it before.

Ian Paisley falls into a coma and when, 20 years later, he suddenly regains consciousness and sits up in his bed, it’s only to learn that he is living in a very changed world.

“Great to have you back, Rev Paisley,” Peter Robinson tells him, “but I’m afraid I have some bad news. First of all, you are now in a united Ireland.”