Ashley and Cheryl Cole: greedy by name...

What’s in a name?

SPLENDID exchange on BBC quiz show The Weakest Link this week. Anne Robinson: “What name did Cheryl Tweedy get when she married a top Premiership footballer?”

Contestant (struggling): “Er, greedy?”

Anne Robinson (struggling to keep her straight face): “No, it was Cheryl Cole”.

While we’re on the subject of names, we are pleased to report that proud Damien Richardson’s first grandchild rejoices under the full name of Fintan Rico McManaman.