Gazing into footie’s crystal ball

In Scotland, Celtic win the league. Or else Rangers win it. Nobody cares anymore, says Liam Mackey.

AS IS now traditional on the time that’s in it - ie we got away with it last year - it’s time to inflate the crystal ball and see what footie has in store for us in 2005.

Passing our hands over the sphere but not touching it (we were taught the technique by the great mystic David James), a flickering image of a man behind a microphone swims into view.