'Pretty boring' - Devin Toner on the wait for a late kick-off

Devin Toner, unlike so many sportspeople who have been soured by years of living on the stuff, loves pasta.

Adores it.

We know this because he was asked about it yesterday. This is what happens six weeks into the Six Nations when players and media sit down to talk for the umpteenth time: The most miniscule of subjects get digested in desperation for something new.