Toulon are hard to love but easy to envy

Maybe there will have to be a law against Toulon, one denouncing them as bad for business because they are too good for everyone else.

An open-and-shut case, your Honour.

Now that they have completed an unprecedented European hat-trick, they will probably make it six on the trot judging by the next batch of superstars sailing full-steam ahead for Napoleon’s old watering hole on the Mediterranean.