‘Richard Hill is Saracens’

RICHARD HILL limped up the steps and into the Vicarage Road press room some distance behind his team-mates in order to speak to the media.

Saracens captain Neil De Kock and fly-half Glen Jackson were already sitting and waiting patiently for the post-match questions to begin when the aged flanker hobbled over and joined them.

“Worse thing is,” De Kock muttered, “he left (the dressing room) before us”.