The Mug's Game: Hail glorious St. Danny as heavens open and it rains winners 

Thanks to cool cat Cody, who ran like he owned Cheltenham, a half-time deficit has been turned around in spectacular fashion with four — yes, four — winners. 

Best by a head: Flooring Porter and Danny Mullins won the Paddy Power Stayers' Hurdle for the Flooring Porter Syndicate and trainer Gavin Cromwell. Pic: Healy Racing

Being by definition hardy, common-sense types who don’t have their solicitor on speed dial, Examiner afficionados are perhaps the last cohort of people in the world to require a trigger warning. But on the basis that in this day and age it’s better to be safe than sorry, readers of a nervous disposition are advised to look away now.

I had four winners on Thursday. Me. Really.