Mug's Game: The day is going so badly I want to draw stumps and go home. Instead, I grit it out

Our amateur gambler makes poor use of our €50 on day one of the Cheltenham Festival

LIKE WATCHING BRAZIL: Padraig Roche, Tony McCoy, J P McManus, Justin Carthy and Timmy Hyde after Brazil won the Boodles Juvenile Handicap Hurdle.

You all know the rules by now, as Jeremy Paxman declares every Monday night, so let’s just get on with it, shall we? 

Okay, in case you don’t: €50 to invest each day of Cheltenham. That’s it.