While we’re waiting for another Robbie, let’s find a Lafferty

He lampooned the violence that wrapped itself around the Old Firm rivalry between Rangers and his beloved Celtic, bemoaned the consistent failings of his national team — “Scotland has the only football team in the world that does a lap of disgrace” — and quipped once that he thought another Glasgow club’s name was actually Partick Thistle Nil.
That last jibe sprung to mind last Tuesday.