Will the real Darren Clarke please stand up

Darren Clarke would insist he’s not a vain man but he was horrified that his svelte new-look had Twitter wags comparing him to former "Stars in Their Eyes" TV host Matthew Kelly, famous for his white stubbled chin as contestants impersonated showbiz stars for mass TV.

“Tonight, Matthew, I’m going to be Matthew Kelly,” would have been Clarke’s opening line according to the Twitterarirti — “I didn’t like that comparison at all!”

Given the multiple faces the 46-year-old Dungannon man has shown the world over the last 23 years, he’d be equally at home on “What’s My Line” where Eamonn Andrews would be asking “Could the real Darren Clarke please stand up.”