Piqued Fergie will win any way it comes

BY Thursday lunchtime, we knew that Manchester United will win tonight’s Champions League final.

Gerard Pique supplied the epiphany, spilling Catalan hubris everywhere like Salvador Dali with a leaky palette.

The words, like his girlfriend’s hips, didn’t lie. Barcelona don’t just want to win, Gerard told us, they want to win “the right way.”