Europe offers ideal escape route
They’ve all been on-message this week, the United players from VDS to Rio, so I propose to take their instructions to heart. It’s like Saturday never happened. There, there — doesn’t that feel better?
The fact that I haven’t left these four walls since Sunday morning, nor answered my phone, is entirely by the by. Move on, nothing to see. Apart from the chalk outline on the floor and lots of blood, that is.