Beating Bolton a relief but Roy nearing endgame

LET it snow, let it snow, let it snow. Please? When there’s no game, you can always pretend Johnson can pass, Torres is bothered and Skrtel knows what day it is.

No, go and ruin it with a swift thaw and send us the worst team in the league fresh from a home walloping off Wigan after we’ve had a fortnight off.

It’s just one Herculean task after another… Wolves more or less began England’s ventures into Europe. Liverpool are the country’s most successful entrant. This travesty made our fathers spin in their graves.