Resilient Rafa keeps wolves from door

LIE still and stay skewered, damn you. Don’t you just hate it when the sacrificial lamb gets up and blows a big fat raspberry in your leering face? It’s too late in the day for me to start acting the uberfan.

All that “supporter has the word ‘support’ in it” twaddle is so close to the Houllier knuckle I fear for the sanity of anyone who utters it.

But if you can’t enjoy the ability of Rafa Benitez to evade the wolves when they’re drowning in their own saliva then you’re dead inside.