From failure to fab for Fletch

SO, apparently it’s all hail ‘TSP’, as Fletcher is known to many a so-called Top Red – it stands for ‘The Scottish Player’, and speaks Macbethishly of a long-gone time when his name would not be willingly uttered.

Well, we’re no longer in Kansas on that score, we can safely conclude.

The player once singled out for humiliation by Keano in 2005 has, if you believe the press chorus, replaced him as the Old Trafford midfield titan.