Grasping at straws and more Teesside torment

THIS is how it feels to be in a title race; constantly winning yet eternally disappointed. It’s been a while obviously, but it feels strange.

To tell the truth watching United in any shape or form (even poor form) is not high on my favourite pastimes list.

Like an alcoholic who cannot enter a pub any more: you’re sorely tempted but you know it will make you suffer in the end.