Avoiding the truth amid more of the Rafa red herrings

I DO my bit for the environment. In order to save paper, I asked the editor if I could redirect readers to a December column and have the week off.

You can imagine the response. One extra syllable before the word “cough” and you’ll get the gist.

So I guess I’ll have to type it out again, one segment in particular: “We won, stop complaining” becomes “we’re top, stop complaining”. Let’s hope we’re not soon subjected to the perennial “we’re still in the hunt”, “well, looking at it mathematically” and “how can we compete with United and Chelsea’s millions anyway?”