Suffering a bad case of Chelsea Fatigue

THE World Health Organisation lists the symptoms: boredom, drowsiness, short-term aversion to newspapers and mild nausea brought on by everybody else’s hype and hysteria.

Round my way they call it Chelsea Fatigue. In West London they doubtless call it something else.

Tonight will be the 20th meeting in four seasons. I for one have had a gutful, as it’s helped dispel the notion that the Champions League is special anymore.