It only hurts when I laugh as farce goes on

GREETINGS from Comedy Central.

As outsiders clutch their aching sides we witty Scousers keep delivering the goods. They’re rolling in the aisles of London and Manchester anyway.

Where will it end? Hicks denies wanting to sell up. Bush’s bosom buddy has the same stubborn streak. He won’t retreat despite the hysterical chaos he’s created.