Bummed out by Brummie bores

FOR as long as I can remember our games at St Andrews have been as dull as ditchwater with very few goals — and so it proved again.

But who cares with three points safely tucked in our pockets?

As we returned to the car we were serenaded by the Brummies with “Cockney scum, get out of Brum”. Two points of order here — firstly, we are not cockney and secondly, we don’t need any encouragement to leave such a miserable and depressing place.